flip the switch
Posted in general mayhem on November 9th, 2010 by freakydit’s all new! fresh updates in all tgp sections. Be sure to check out all the goodies. And you know feed back helps too.
awards for weird science headlines
Posted in general mayhem on October 7th, 2010 by freakydSo there are these awards for weird things discovered in science. Essentially it’s like if you actually discover something useful but it makes a really weird or disturbing headline; you get one of these awards.
“Homosexual necrophilia discovered in mallard ducks”
Hell, you can’t make this up. The other good one was, “Fruit bats enjoy fellatio.”
Check it out. One includes a picture of a duck. I wish it was a picture a ‘the’ duck.
I have to say I’m glad to know some scientists have a sense of humor. Unfortunately whenever I talk to any I know, all I hear about is what they looked at in a microscope. Really, gee… you looked at some microbes. Fucking fantastic!
Ok, the awards they give out are not all pervy. There is, “Wearing socks outside your shoes helps prevents falls in winter”. Not exactly a fashion statement, but hey traction is traction.
Getting back to the fun headlines; I suppose as far as reincarnation goes I’d rather come back as a fruit bat that gets blow jobs rather than a mallard duck and end up shagging a dead, male mallard duck. Unless of course you are really into homosexual necrophilia… then… coming back as a mallard duck may be great. I mean who’s gonna say anything. You’re a duck! It’s not like you’re going to go to ducky prison, or wind up in a rubber room in the ducky mental institute. Or is it the rubber ducky room in the mental institute.
….yes, I’ll get back to posting pics. You have to laugh too.
get wet and get some
Posted in general mayhem, gratuitous smut, splosh + wam on August 16th, 2010 by freakydOk, so I’m going to stick with the same theme as last time. What can I say I’d jump in the pool with a bunch of wild topless girls. Wouldn’t you. Summer is rapidly coming to a close so hurry up; get wet and get some.
pool party!
Posted in general mayhem, gratuitous smut, splosh + wam on August 10th, 2010 by freakydHey, it’s been a while I know. Even porn bloggers are allowed to go on vacation. I’m back again and ready to dish out some more goodies.
Here is a nice one summer style. Three cuties all hanging out in the pool. Looks like they forgot their swim suits and just jumped in, in their panties. Hmm… seems more fun that way. I’d jump in with them. Check out the rest of the set to see what else they get up to in the pool.
Posted in general mayhem on April 17th, 2010 by freakyd
all right, fuck it. i can’t figure out why #666666 on the main website back ground isn’t the same as #666666 on the blog background. we’re just going to have to run with it for now.
damn i hate .css #%$&*!
grahpics and html are fine. damn screwy code.
hell i’m here to bring some freaky porn so at the moment i hope you won’t mind the off colors.
Hello world!
Posted in general mayhem on April 17th, 2010 by adminWelcome to WordPress. This is your first post. Edit or delete it, then start blogging!