Messy ice cream babe

Posted in alt babes, gratuitous smut, splosh + wam on December 6th, 2012 by freakyd

Ok, so here I am keep both my recent promises. 1. I’d get back to the porn posting right away. 2. That we’d feature a bunch of messy and splosh photos for a bit.

Without further ado Chelsea makes a mess while eating an ice cream cone.


naked girl makes an ice cream mess

See the rest of the set here

The photos are from Gods Girls, who specialize in alt porn.  The site also has blogs run by the girls as well. So if you like chicks with lots of attitude and tattoos stop by and check it out. The site also has a kind of raw pro-am feel to it, which is cool if you’re into it. It also lends itself to creating more weird shit, like girls covering themselves in ice cream, see above.

Gruss vom Krampus

Posted in general mayhem on December 5th, 2012 by freakyd

Greating from the Krampus

Krampus is the dark side of winter and of christams, before it was catholicized. Krapus was the one who punished all the naughty little boys and girls. He was also the moster out in the dark and the cold, in places of old when it could be quite a feat just to live through the winter.

Depending on what you read, Krampus is a bit of the horned beast, pan, and black peter in different parts.

Mostly importantly to us, he was also a bit of a trouble maker and a horny little letch; often pictured pursuing women.


marry krampus


I promise we’ll get back to your regular scheduled porn shortly.